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Tell me a story
« on: June 11, 2018, 02:14:58 PM »
about a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world.

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2018, 02:37:31 PM »
Brinjen, first of her name, graduate of the Federation, master of the Wacom, spoiler of useful habits.

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2018, 06:18:57 PM »
Nice. If it feels right, buy it.  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2018, 06:20:38 PM »
Wait, two door? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Can't take that out witnessing...  :face-devil-grin:
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2018, 01:36:00 AM »
I havenít had a witness come to my door in over a year...was thinking of giving them a call...
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2018, 11:26:37 AM »
I havenít had a witness come to my door in over a year...was thinking of giving them a call...

What's a witness?   :th_itchingbutt:


Babies don't have teeth. So what would happen? They could try to, umm, gum their victims to death. Maybe Judith has new teeth coming in (Nameless)

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2018, 02:03:49 PM »
I havenít had a witness come to my door in over a year...was thinking of giving them a call...

What's a witness?   :th_itchingbutt:

Darth Vader... :th_0005:
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2018, 12:13:55 PM »
I havenít had a witness come to my door in over a year...was thinking of giving them a call...

What's a witness?   :th_itchingbutt:

Darth Vader... :th_0005:

You maniac.   :th_NewPicture15:


Babies don't have teeth. So what would happen? They could try to, umm, gum their victims to death. Maybe Judith has new teeth coming in (Nameless)

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2018, 01:46:57 PM »
I havenít had a witness come to my door in over a year...was thinking of giving them a call...

What's a witness?   :th_itchingbutt:

Darth Vader... :th_0005:

You maniac.   :th_NewPicture15:

A census taker called me a maniac once...I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2018, 12:51:21 AM »
I havenít had a witness come to my door in over a year...was thinking of giving them a call...

What's a witness?   :th_itchingbutt:

Darth Vader... :th_0005:

You maniac.   :th_NewPicture15:

A census taker called me a maniac once...I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

How did it taste?  Tell the monkey... tell me...  :th_drbble:


Babies don't have teeth. So what would happen? They could try to, umm, gum their victims to death. Maybe Judith has new teeth coming in (Nameless)

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2018, 12:52:09 AM »
monkey? :th_itchingbutt:


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2018, 01:59:17 AM »
Horrible
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2018, 07:53:48 AM »
Horrible

Worse than rancid maple syrup?


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2018, 08:09:46 AM »
Horrible

Worse than rancid maple syrup?

Maple syrup is sugar...it can't go rancid...::to many hockey pucks to the head::  :th_smilies-2:
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2018, 09:56:05 AM »
Horrible

Worse than rancid maple syrup?

Maple syrup is sugar...it can't go rancid...::to many hockey pucks to the head::  :th_smilies-2:

Sugar can go bad!  >:0  I"m sugar and I go bad. 

My mother said she should have eaten me while my bones were soft. 

But I digress, where was I again?   :dog:


Babies don't have teeth. So what would happen? They could try to, umm, gum their victims to death. Maybe Judith has new teeth coming in (Nameless)

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2018, 12:10:12 PM »
Horrible

Worse than rancid maple syrup?

Maple syrup is sugar...it can't go rancid...::to many hockey pucks to the head::  :th_smilies-2:

Sugar can go bad!  >:0  I"m sugar and I go bad. 

My mother said she should have eaten me while my bones were soft. 

But I digress, where was I again?   :dog:

Ahhhhhh...come here give me a hug...::sharpens carving knife:: :th_smilie5:
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2018, 11:39:02 PM »
Horrible

Worse than rancid maple syrup?

Maple syrup is sugar...it can't go rancid...::to many hockey pucks to the head::  :th_smilies-2:

Sugar can go bad!  >:0  I"m sugar and I go bad. 

My mother said she should have eaten me while my bones were soft. 

But I digress, where was I again?   :dog:

Ahhhhhh...come here give me a hug...::sharpens carving knife:: :th_smilie5:

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2018, 01:44:59 AM »
::arms nuke:: just a little closer  :th_smilie5:
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2018, 04:00:53 AM »
::arms nuke:: just a little closer  :th_smilie5:

YOU FUCKING MONSTER!   :th_smilie_love_366:


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