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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2018, 06:08:02 AM »
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2018, 10:25:39 AM »
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I hope you get rabies.   :th_NewPicture15:


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2018, 12:22:29 PM »
Hot dog jello...Iím going to try that...
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2018, 11:03:40 PM »
Hot dog jello...Iím going to try that...

Now you're talking my language.   :th_drbble: :th_drbble: :th_drbble:


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2018, 02:35:43 AM »
Hot dog jello...Iím going to try that...

Now you're talking my language.   :th_drbble: :th_drbble: :th_drbble:

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2018, 02:18:08 PM »
Hot dog jello...Iím going to try that...

Now you're talking my language.   :th_drbble: :th_drbble: :th_drbble:

Attached at the hip...

Kiss the asshole.   :th_yonofui:


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2018, 02:45:21 PM »
::reaches out to kiss snuggles...grabs the bastard falling on nuke plunger:: The End...
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2018, 01:22:44 PM »
::reaches out to kiss snuggles...grabs the bastard falling on nuke plunger:: The End...

What a fitting end to one of the s***tiest stories ever made...   :th_itchingbutt:


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2018, 01:42:56 PM »
::reaches out to kiss snuggles...grabs the bastard falling on nuke plunger:: The End...

What a fitting end to one of the s***tiest stories ever made...   :th_itchingbutt:

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2018, 07:23:48 AM »
::reaches out to kiss snuggles...grabs the bastard falling on nuke plunger:: The End...

What a fitting end to one of the s***tiest stories ever made...   :th_itchingbutt:

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Motherless goat.   :th_NewPicture15:


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2018, 12:43:18 PM »
🎵 You can ring my bell, ring my bell 🎵
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2018, 12:13:34 PM »
🎵 You can ring my bell, ring my bell 🎵

** ding ding **   :th_drbble:


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2018, 03:16:29 PM »
Just got home from the ER. Was having problems with my left eyelid, and then my left cheek quit working.  The left side of my face was paralyzed.  I was freaking out thinking I was having a stroke, and thinking that if it was a stroke I would rather die than live with stroke problems. I looked online for symptoms and read that if you think you are having a stroke, call 911 immediately, not to drive, that seconds count.

Being petrified of the insurmountable debt associated with ambulance rides, I chose to browse google a bit. I read that in the ER they give anticoagulants to break up blood clots and prevent brain damage, so I went to the local store and bought some aspirin and took a couple 300 mg ones. The drooping cheek worsened.  I can't drink without drink spilling around my mouth. I texted a friend and she convinced me to go to the ER. So, I went. I drove 20 minutes up the road to the next town because they have a non profit hospital with a better reputation.  I was seen immediately. They punched an IV in me and did an EKG.  Then I saw the doctor.  He told me I have Bell's Palsy. Evidently it's a viral infection that causes face paralysis. He prescribed steroids and eye cream and told me to use the cream in my eye and tape it shut at night because the paralyzed eyelid can result in the eye not being covered, drying out, and causing problems.  Evidently they don't completely understand Bel's Palsey, and sometimes it goes away in a couple weeks and sometimes the condition is permanent.

I was freaked out. I had considered what a s***show our healthcare is in this country before tonight, but thinking I had a stroke and questioning whether to go to the hospital or staying home and quite possibly dying really drove the point further home to me.  Life mostly sucks.  That being said, I am thrilled that I did not have stroke. And life goes on.
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2018, 01:05:27 AM »
Glad you're OK John Doe.  :th_smilie5:
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2018, 12:25:55 PM »
Are you ok or are you still waiting for your feeling to come back?  :0 

Holy mother of god! 


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2018, 01:38:07 PM »
Well, face has made about a 90% recovery.  That sure sucked.  Glad it's over.  Since then, I was hit again and my car was totaled and I have a replacement.  If I believed in luck, I was be convinced I have very bad luck or am cursed.  :p

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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2018, 09:01:52 AM »
Thank goodness.  You can buy a new car but not your health (of course!).



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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2018, 02:46:41 PM »
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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #38 on: July 30, 2018, 06:01:09 AM »
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Fuck do I hate rabbits.  Only a serial killer likes rabbits. 


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Re: Tell me a story
« Reply #39 on: July 30, 2018, 09:01:47 AM »
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Fuck do I hate rabbits.  Only a serial killer likes rabbits.

Come closer...closer...  :monkeylosthead:
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