Author Topic: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version  (Read 2834 times)

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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #320 on: March 28, 2018, 01:46:03 PM »
Hey RuPaul.. better make sure those balls and junk are taped well in place.  That drop and sudden stop at the end of the noose will knock those babies loose and dangling.  Never a good look for a Judge or Queen. Really looking forward to Faundy's write-up

Good job Queens.  We f'cking rock.  I dedicate this win to our amazing stats Queen Robin with honorable mention to our Angel, resurrection starlet and vigilante.  Great team effort!!

Can someone wake up Faundy for an update?
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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #321 on: March 28, 2018, 01:49:38 PM »
Hey RuPaul.. better make sure those balls and junk are taped well in place.  That drop and sudden stop at the end of the noose will knock those babies loose and dangling.  Never a good look for a Judge or Queen. Really looking forward to Faundy's write-up

Good job Queens.  We f'cking rock.  I dedicate this win to our amazing stats Queen Robin with honorable mention to our Angel, resurrection starlet and vigilante.  Great team effort!!

Can someone wake up Faundy for an update?

Whatever, bitch. YOU were the best. *muah*
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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #322 on: March 28, 2018, 01:55:37 PM »
Hey RuPaul.. better make sure those balls and junk are taped well in place.  That drop and sudden stop at the end of the noose will knock those babies loose and dangling.  Never a good look for a Judge or Queen. Really looking forward to Faundy's write-up

Good job Queens.  We f'cking rock.  I dedicate this win to our amazing stats Queen Robin with honorable mention to our Angel, resurrection starlet and vigilante.  Great team effort!!

Can someone wake up Faundy for an update?

Whatever, bitch. YOU were the best. *muah*

Does this mean I get a ... gasp.. boobie squeeze free pass?  catching my breath 
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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #323 on: March 28, 2018, 01:58:48 PM »
Joking aside if we didn't get the stats narrowing the field I think we would have been screwed.  The wolves did themselves in with the no vote by any wolf.  The stats role will always be the wolves worst enemy.
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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #324 on: March 28, 2018, 03:18:31 PM »
Hey RuPaul.. better make sure those balls and junk are taped well in place.  That drop and sudden stop at the end of the noose will knock those babies loose and dangling.  Never a good look for a Judge or Queen. Really looking forward to Faundy's write-up

Good job Queens.  We f'cking rock.  I dedicate this win to our amazing stats Queen Robin with honorable mention to our Angel, resurrection starlet and vigilante.  Great team effort!!

Can someone wake up Faundy for an update?

Whatever, bitch. YOU were the best. *muah*

Does this mean I get a ... gasp.. boobie squeeze free pass?  catching my breath

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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #325 on: March 28, 2018, 10:26:31 PM »
At the end of what surely must have been the final day, the queens were convinced that Bumble Bee had to be RuPaul. After all, Alyssa had apparently spied her twice in the mirror and, let's face it, the writing was on the wall after the whole stats debacle on day two. This mod was sure shaking her head when she realized how quickly the game was going to be over after that.

The queens dragged Bumble Bee from the workroom, where she was sitting pensively on a high stool, dressed in a large fluffy robe. She didn't seem surprised to see them all there. "We've come such a long way from season one," she mused.

"Yeah, that soft focus was a bitch," agreed the queens.

Bumble Bee turned to her proteges. "I've launched all your careers," she said. "And now you've betrayed me."

"No, you betrayed yourself," said Katya. "As we say in Russia, Vy vsego lish' shlyukha."

"What does that mean?"

"You're just a slut," Katya said. "And now, you die."

Bumble put up no fight as they slipped the noose around her neck, and dragged her to a microphone boom. There were at least ten in the room, along with fifteen cameras (even though everyone pretends to be shocked when a conversation is 'overheard'. SMH.). As they strung her up, her robe fell away to reveal a glittering gold gown, and her beautiful golden afro burst forth.

It was RuPaul Andre Charles, in all her glory, and underneath the gown, the tucking tape fell away to reveal a sizeable dong and some pretty hefty (if a little saggy; I mean, she's nearly sixty) balls. "Now," she said, "I shall sashay away."

And she died. The queens rejoiced, and Merle joined them, thrilled they had defeated her nemesis, RuPaul, and they all took shovels and went to bury her in the parking lot of the LA studios. Then, in the words of Adore Delano, PARTY.

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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #326 on: March 28, 2018, 10:38:21 PM »
Thank you so much for a fabulous game, Faundy!

Tried to insert a standing ovation gif but can't seem to make it work.

Great game!  BRAVO!


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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #327 on: March 28, 2018, 11:18:14 PM »

Great game everyone, thanks for modding Faundy.  :th_smilie5:

Poopsie, again, I'm sorry.  :loser:

Thank you so much for a fabulous game, Faundy!

Tried to insert a standing ovation gif but can't seem to make it work.

Great game!  BRAVO!

Post gifs using the picture function (just below the bold icon, looks like a minature Mona Lisa).  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #328 on: March 28, 2018, 11:52:29 PM »
Fantastic game. Great write ups. Thanks Faundy. This was great fun.

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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #329 on: March 29, 2018, 12:08:09 AM »
Good game, everyone.  Thanks for modding,  Faundy.
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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #330 on: March 29, 2018, 12:19:09 AM »
Great game, the wolf room was fun too  :th_smilie_love_366:
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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #331 on: March 29, 2018, 12:38:21 AM »
I think if only one of the wolves would have voted on the second day they may have stolen it!

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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #332 on: March 29, 2018, 01:48:25 AM »
Great game everyone, especially loved your write-ups Faundy. Us wolves sure didn't like the Stats so it took a bit to get into the game, by then I was dead LOL.

Thanks Faundy for modding.

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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #333 on: March 29, 2018, 04:21:51 AM »
Great game everyone! Thanks for your hilarious write ups, Faundy! xoxoxo



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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #334 on: March 30, 2018, 01:48:37 AM »
This was truly great writing. Iím always so impressed by the mods but this is one of my faves.
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Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
« Reply #335 on: April 02, 2018, 02:32:45 AM »
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