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Title: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 20, 2018, 03:09:57 AM
Making up the wolfy judges:

Ross Mathews- While he seems all cute and furry, heís actually a little bitch who loves to stir drama. When heís not judging, he spends his days in Palm Springs, sipping cocktails brought to him by a twenty-year-old pool boy.

Carson Cressley- Carsonís stint on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy may well have been a nice little earner, but heís out of cash. Heís come to judge on the panel and tries to out-camp Ross every episode. He always fails.

Latoya Jackson- With a career declining faster than her looks, Latoya would go to the opening of an envelope. She wedges herself in as a guest judge as often as she can, and unwittingly finds herself as one of the wolves hunted down by Merle and her army of queens.

Michelle Visage
- Utterly talentless but sporting a great rack, Michelleís only claim to friend is riding on the back of Rupaulís success, along with being in a girl group nobody remembers. She doesnít care; sheíll shamelessly hitch herself to Ru if it means a little fame. Even if that results in her death.

RuPaul- Momma Ru, The Alpha Wolf, Drag Queen of the World. Whatever you want to call her, thereís no doubt that RuPaul Andre Charles is the foremost queen of our time. Only, sheís let the fame go to her head, and Merleís out for blood. Ru can only be killed once her other judges have been sacrificed.


Making up the Queens:

Bianca Del Rio- Bianca is a sharp-mouthed hussy with a quick wit and a scathing tongue. But underneath all that, sheís a fierce protector of her girls and every night, she tries to stop the judges from taking one queen. She cannot protect the same queen two nights in a row unless thereís a blocked kill the night before. To protect a queen, she has to PM the mod.

Alyssa Edwards- Dumb as a rock but insanely beautiful in drag (although not that cute out of drag, go figure), Alyssa spends far too much time in front of the mirror. But it gives her an edge; by sneaking out to look at herself in the mirror for hours on end at night, she notices strange goings-on in the studio and each night can see the identity of one of the shadowy figures, be they Queen or Wolfy Judge. To see a clearer image, she PMís the mod each night.

Alaska Thunderf***- Having finally come out of Sharon Needlesí shadow by taking the All Stars 3 crown, Alaska still has a little residual tantrum building up under the surface. It got the rest of the girls to keep her in the game when she should have been sent packing, and itís left her with an itchy trigger finger. At any time in the game she can shoot one player, and she does this by posting on the game thread in bold, i.e. ďI vote to shoot Faundy.Ē Once the bullet is spent, she has no more left and she becomes a regular queen. The result of the kill is revealed to all by the mod, along with the role of the shot queen, whether they are a Judge or a special. If she shoots RuPaul, Alpha Judge, she only has a twenty-five percent chance of killing her. It will be revealed in the game whether she was successful or not. Otherwise, RuPaul will recover, and she will not be able to be killed until the other judges are all dead.

Thorgy Thor- Damned annoying but strangely watchable, Thorgy has more going on between the ears than just a pretty face. Sheís a talented violinist and serious nerd, and she can add up pretty damn fast. Each night sheíll be sent a PM with a list of how many Judges voted, and how many did not. From this, she may be able to work out who the wolves in the group are.

Katya Zamolodchikova- Ah. Poor Katya. More talent in her middle finger that most of the other queens have in her whole body, she lets her anxiety get in the way of her success. But years on meth and speed mean that she knows a thing or two about medication, and she has the ability to bring back to life one queen in the game. She does this by sending a PM to the mod.

Making up the rest of the queens:

Valentina
Latrice Royale
Bob The Drag Queen
Peppermint
Ginger Minj



Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 20, 2018, 03:10:26 AM
Sashay. Shantay.

The footlights came up on the runway, and on strode a woman with a sharp suit and legs for days.

ďGreetings, Kitty Gurrrls,Ē she purred. ďMy name is Merle Ginsberg. I used to be a judge on this show. That is, until RuPaul axed me for that bitch Michelle Visage. Since then, Iíve made it my goal to avenge my firing. Iíve given some of you special powers to help take down those judges, one at a time. Itís going to be tough. You have to lynch all four judges, and then, finally, RuPaul herself.Ē

With that, she picked up a shovel and slung it over her arm. Barely perceptible was a flash of crazy blonde hair sneaking out from under her coiffured wig. She turned around and gazed at the drag queens before her.

ďGentlemen, start your engines. And may the best woman win!Ē
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 20, 2018, 03:12:21 AM
Players:

Velvet
Bumble Bee
Hellpuppy
Brinjen
Dana
Deeskis
Uzzah
Nameless
Tara
Goddess
Robin
New Chapter
Poopsiecakes
Dizzy
William
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 20, 2018, 03:13:40 AM
15 players - 5 wolves = 10 votes to lynch.

Day phase will end at 11am EST if there's no lynch beforehand.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 20, 2018, 04:03:48 AM
Hi, all. Checking in. About to go to work. Will be back tonight.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 20, 2018, 04:52:27 AM
Iím checking in. Will sneak a peek whenever possible between appointments.

Love to all!!!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 20, 2018, 05:26:37 AM
Checking in!!! The game looks fabulous, I will have to check out this Drag race show to see what its like now.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 20, 2018, 06:44:54 AM
 I'm here!   :th_student-smilie:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 20, 2018, 06:49:48 AM
Hey there Bitches! I am Valentina de Vajanna and I m gonna..ROCK..their...panties off MMHMM!!!
Das right! Ainít none of you wolfy hairy assed bitches gonna survive! I put the big D in Diva if you know what I mean honey... and this pup wonít pull out or shrink in fear! Nuh-UH!!! My rage will engorge til I canít take it no more and shoot a load of sassy all over your furry faces!!!  :wolf6:

Sissy that walk!!!!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 20, 2018, 07:07:20 AM
Checking in. I won't be around a lot today as I'm heading into Melbourne.  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 20, 2018, 08:29:01 AM
Checking in
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 20, 2018, 08:49:58 AM
Nice last name Valentina!  The game is hilarious and so well written.  Crazy blone hair, indeed!  :th_smilie5:

Random first day vote...

Lynch Puppy.   :wolf6:

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 20, 2018, 09:53:52 AM
Checking in!

With that, she picked up a shovel and slung it over her arm. Barely perceptible was a flash of crazy blonde hair sneaking out from under her coiffured wig. She turned around and gazed at the drag queens before her.

ďGentlemen, start your engines. And may the best woman win!Ē

LOVE :heart:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dizzy on March 20, 2018, 12:01:21 PM
Checking in
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 20, 2018, 12:50:38 PM
Iím so impressed by the write up and homage to Shells. Well done love.

Iím with Veltie. I know nothing about this theme. I do know who RuPaul is though.

Pups- you are a scream.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 20, 2018, 01:56:39 PM
Nice last name Valentina!  The game is hilarious and so well written.  Crazy blone hair, indeed!  :th_smilie5:

Random first day vote...

Lynch Puppy.   :wolf6:

Random my big black and beautiful rubber butt! Haters gonna hate and uglies gonna ugly! Willamena Weewilly gets my ďrandomĒ retaliation vote then ;P Canít out-sass puppy! I put the ASS in SASSY baby!!!  :wolf6:

lynch Will
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 20, 2018, 10:04:46 PM
Just checking in. Will go back and read later. Its been a rough few days with another loss of a dear friends husband. Next year I am going to skip March all together - its never been a good month for me
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 20, 2018, 10:24:22 PM
 :th_smilie5: BB. I am sorry.

I'm the same Robin. I have heard of RuPaul, but have never green this show. It sounds very interesting though especially Bo's take on it.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 20, 2018, 10:25:16 PM
Ugh. Not green. Seen.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 20, 2018, 10:28:11 PM
 :th_smilie_trink_007
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: deeskis on March 20, 2018, 11:23:21 PM
Hi all
Checking in. This looks to be a fun game and I love the  tribute to Shelley.  :th_smilie_love_366:

I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to play.   I've been at Canberra hospital (3 hours from home)  for 16 days with my sister who had a serious car accident brain injury,  multiple fractures.   She was on life support for six days.   She had surgery today for a dislocated collar bone,  still has a long road ahead of her.   

Anyway if there is someone who is keen to take my spot then that's good,  otherwise I'll do what i can,  although ittook me all day to write this.

Brinjen are you still in Ballarat,  have the bushfires affected  you?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: deeskis on March 20, 2018, 11:42:42 PM
On second thoughts playing may be good for me.   Faundy and  pup's writeups made me smile then laugh!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 21, 2018, 12:01:29 AM
Good Morning everyone -  :th_smilie_trink_007:

I am never sure whether to vote or not on the first day as everyone is just checking in and orientating themselves to the new game theme. So I will just say Hi for now.

OH Deeskis, that is horrible about your sister, I hope she gets better soon and there won't be any lasting effects from her injuries.  :th_smilie5:

BB so sorry that your friends husband died, did someone else's husband die too. Sad times for you.  :th_smilie5:

I checked out a few of the videos for the RuPaul's drag race, Wow those are some extremely glamourous Queens and some on the show are very bitchy LOL. So much difference between the regular guy before he dresses up, would never recognize them. I have been to Drag shows before in real life but no one was as good as RuPaul's group. I had a friend who used to do a Drag talent show every year in Niagara Falls Canada at a Hotel, he was really into dressing up and showing off LOL. Now he doesn't do it anymore because he is too old he says being 76 years old. He used to pluck his eyebrows for the show and his nights out in drag, he did it so much that now they never grew back giving him an odd appearance.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: deeskis on March 21, 2018, 02:16:30 AM
Bumble bee   just looked back and saw about your friend's hubby.   I'm sorry for  your loss.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 21, 2018, 02:52:35 AM
dees how tragic for your sister!  I am sending good healing vibes her way.   :th_smilie5:

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 21, 2018, 03:06:21 AM
By the end of the first challenge, Puppy had thrown shade at Will, and Will had thrown just as much shade back at Puppy.

"Honey, you should be arrested for animal cruelty," said Will. "The way you abuse those kitten heels on the runway is criminal!"

"Pfft," said Hellpuppy. "You're so fat you sit reverse cowgirl on the toilet just so you have a flat surface to eat off."

Despite the reads, there was no lynch. The queens settled down for a quiet night, practicing their lip syncs, and the judges got together and cackled about who they wanted to eliminate.

Begin Night Phase

Judges: let me know who you want to eat.

Bianca Del Rio
: let me know who you want to protect.

Alyssa Edwards: Who are you going to catch sight of when you're looking at yourself in the mirror?


Night phase will end at 7am EST



She done already done had herses!


Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 21, 2018, 03:07:31 AM
Deeskis I hope everything goes OK with your sister! I'm sure it's not ideal to have to check in so once we lose a player I'm happy to open up the role to them if they like, but of course if you keep playing as a distraction that's even better! x
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 21, 2018, 07:12:32 AM
I see we're waiting  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 21, 2018, 07:18:01 AM
I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to play.   I've been at Canberra hospital (3 hours from home)  for 16 days with my sister who had a serious car accident brain injury,  multiple fractures.   She was on life support for six days.   She had surgery today for a dislocated collar bone,  still has a long road ahead of her.   

OMG that's horrible, I'm so sorry. What are her prospects as far as the brain injury? I hope she'll make a full recovery.

BB, I'm sorry for your loss.

I've never seen this show either, but being from Atlanta am very familiar with RuPaul. He was a staple down here in the club scene in the '80s and '90s :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 21, 2018, 09:49:06 AM
Sorry about the tragedies Dee and BB.  Life is as beautiful as it is sucky.   :th_smilie_love_366:

Hurry up and wait.  I have 2 choices of leftovers to think about for dinner.  A T bone steak that I cooked last night but never ate or a chicken cutlet sandwich.

 
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 21, 2018, 10:41:28 AM
So many sad things happening lately. 


I'm sorry BB and Bee. These are hard times for you both.


 I've had what amounts to a hiccup by comparison, but I may be a little quiet for another day or so. I woke up Thursday with my face swollen and my eye nearly shut. My FACE was infected. Yesterday was the first day my eye was more open than closed, and still improving today. But the antibiotics make me tired, so I'm still sleeping a lot. But I'm here even if I'm a little quiet.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 21, 2018, 11:58:14 AM
Derek Is, So sorry about your sister. Hope she recovers nicely.
New Chapter, hope you feel better soon.

I see we are in hurry up and wait mode.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 21, 2018, 12:32:17 PM
Hugs to all with troubles mentioned and unspoken.

My engine light is on. My partner Pete had a flat tire from a roofing nail. Last week I had the roofing nail and he had the engine light. He spent 1600. on his repairs. Im hoping for a miracle in mine. Nails everywhere. Lots of roof damage from that bitch Irma.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 21, 2018, 12:59:06 PM
Sorry to be late to the game.  Checking in and will now go back and review the posts. Thats to those who sent me a note to let me know the game had started!!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: deeskis on March 21, 2018, 05:17:32 PM
Hurry up and waiting!   
I had to sit with my sis Elise overnight as the hospital was short staffed.   I had a few hours sleep this morning and she was very agitated while I was gonna. Has developed a urine infection so pissing razor blades on too of everything else.

Not sure about her long term condition had a brain bleed and frontal lobe injury but everyone recovers differently.   She knows our names but is confused a lotand pretty agitated the past two days with the urine infection.   Still has her sense of humour though.   Yesterday said to text my other sister that she was effing awesome and that she wishes she was still a virgin! 
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: deeskis on March 21, 2018, 05:32:01 PM
Robin,   you've got a man :th_smilie5:  Elise's son was at Florida prep boarding school melbourne last year,  was rheeerfor Irma but not so much damage on that side of the peninsula.   Elise spent a couple of months there ans was studying for her midwifery licence hoping to stay.  Her psycho ex cut off child support so they came back to Australia in December.   When he found out about the car smash he texted my husband to find out 'who is responsible for her financial affairs so he can care for the children moving forward'.   The kids are 22, 18 and the 15year old who's at boarding school here so there's no way he's getting his hands on her savings.  Grr
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 21, 2018, 10:37:30 PM
Sorry I'm so late checking in.  The weather has been awful.  Tornados and hail.  Oh my!  No damage at my house, but my neighbor has a tree through his house.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 21, 2018, 10:45:26 PM
Good morning!  Quick check in before going to work.  See it is still wait mode.

It's hump day and that always makes me happy. :th_bf-gitarkid:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 21, 2018, 10:55:39 PM
Checking in before I head off to bed.  :th_itchingbutt:


Dees, sorry about your sister. I'm still in Ballarat, the bushfires haven't affected here.


BB, sorry about your friend's husband.


Dana, glad to hear you're OK.


Off to get some sleep...  :offtobed:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 21, 2018, 11:48:59 PM
The first day is always tense. So many queens, so many options for the judges. But they all got together and decided on a victim. They dragged Poopsie out of her hotel room and put her on the runway.

"The time has come for you to lipsync for your life," RuPaul snarled.

The song started. It sounded familiar. Strains of a long-ago memory resurfaced. Poopsie put her hands over her ears and screamed. "We're lipsyncing to Kingdom Melodies!" she cried. "Noooooooooooooooo!"

But it was too late. The judges pounced, and tore poor Poopsie to shreds. When the queens found her the next morning, they were devastated to see they'd lost their chunky yet funky friend, Latrice Royale. She may not have had any special powers, but she was one of the mod's personal favorites.

(I mean, did y'all see her Gladys Knight lipsync? That s*** was epic.)

Begin Day Phase

14 players - 5 wolves = 9 votes to lynch.

Day phase will end at 11am EST unless there's a lynch beforehand.


Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Jedi Master on March 22, 2018, 12:18:04 AM
Just checking in to say hi!!  Faundy, that was a beautiful tribute to Shelley, just loved it... May Shelley's memory, shovel, and lightning live on through werewolf. 

Dees and Bumbles, sorry for your heartache.... ((hugs))
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 22, 2018, 12:24:51 AM
Dees - no man, going on 4 years single. Pete is my best friend in Florida and workmate. My Sweet William met him when he visited Florida last year. We had a blast.

Poor Poopsie. Death is one thing. Torture by Kingdom Melodies is quite another.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 22, 2018, 12:33:33 AM
Poor Poopsie.
 :th_smilie_trink_007:
I*****BOLD***** I vote to lynch Will just because. *****BOLD****
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 22, 2018, 01:12:54 AM
Good Morning everyone and thanks for the coffee Tara  :th_kopje-koffie-1:

So many of you are dealing with sad times and difficulties, I hope things will be better for you all today.

The Bitchy wolves/judges got our Poopsie, sorry sweetie  :th_11-7:, but at least she wasn't a special role. What a horrible way to go with Kingdom songs YUK!!!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 22, 2018, 02:55:30 AM
Wow, life is really kicking us all over.   :th_smilie_love_366:

We lost Poopsie already?  Get your boobie-squeezing hands ready because she's going to be pissed when she finds out she got et already. 
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 22, 2018, 06:35:43 AM
Checking in. Iíll come back later.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 22, 2018, 07:29:47 AM
Checking in. First "down" time I've had all day. Waiting for blood tests :(
Poor poopsie! The Kingdom Melodies would have killed me before the judges got to me lol. My office is across from the music room. I occasionally think I hear snippets of kingdom melodies and it sets My heart to racing!
Not sure who to vote for. Nurse is here bbl
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 22, 2018, 08:29:42 AM
Ugh, sorry they got you Poopsie, what a way to go :th_11-7:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 22, 2018, 08:52:40 AM
Death by kingdom melody!  That is just wrong!  Poor Poopsie.

I am not going to tit for tat on Tara (yet).  Not really sure who to vote for at this early stage but we must get a lynch.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 22, 2018, 08:56:05 AM
Poor Poopsie!

I have no idea who to vote for because nothing much has happened.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 22, 2018, 08:57:31 AM
Completely off-topic and doesn't really qualify as "fluff" but there's a show on JW's on CTV's "W5" this Saturday:


Quote
This week a troubling story on W5: Avery Haines investigates an alleged sex abuse cover-up within the Jehovah's Witnesses. From across Canada, to the United States, England and Australia she reveals how the religious sect's doctrine protects accused sex offenders and pedophiles and makes it virtually impossible for complaints to be reported to police. Watch NO WITNESSES Saturday at 7 pm on CTV.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 22, 2018, 09:06:19 AM
Oh Wow, Thanks for the heads up Goddess about that W5 show, I will mark it on my DVR to record. Not sure if the folks in the USA get that show?

Who to vote for now, I haven't a clue other than following a bandwagon, I would hate to out a special. Tara any reason for voting for Will or was it just a random vote?

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 22, 2018, 09:16:08 AM
I wonder if I can get that online. Cut the cable cord a few years ago.
I don't know who to vote for either. One vote out there right now and not much other game discussion about anyone else. But I'm guilty too as I'm a bandwagon who're lol
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 22, 2018, 09:22:12 AM
I only voted for Will as a joke. I have no clue who the bad girls are. 9th
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 22, 2018, 09:25:11 AM
I am playing on my phone and don't really like it.
I have a Samsung. How does one bold on it?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 22, 2018, 09:34:18 AM
Kingdom melodies! That's just brutal.

I don't even know how to start talking about a lynch.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 22, 2018, 09:49:00 AM
Bold for Tara

I have a Samsung too.  Touch the words you want to Bold, a pop up will let you "Select All" and then hit the B above the reply box.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 22, 2018, 11:47:32 AM
Sorry they got you Poopsie.  :th_emot94: Death by kingdom melodies... can't imagine a death worse than that.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 22, 2018, 12:05:34 PM
sigh  Poopsie is playing and no time for yet a single boobie squeeze.  DAMN YOU wolves..  sigh. 

I have no idea but I am going for a random vote and see what happens.

I vote for HellPuppy.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 22, 2018, 12:22:08 PM
Fuck me up a tree, I didn't realize the game started and I'm already dead. Jesus is a biscuit!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/sX39wjlPx3g5O/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 22, 2018, 12:59:07 PM
sigh  Poopsie is playing and no time for yet a single boobie squeeze.  DAMN YOU wolves..  sigh. 

I have no idea but I am going for a random vote and see what happens.

I vote for HellPuppy.

Oh NO you didnít! *head tilt*  NUH-uh UzzahNAY-NAY! You take that random vote back with you to wherever you got yo nasty ass cheap wig from! I can see yo bald ass dome poking out in patches like a dog with mange!  Use some Rogain HONEY!!! Ainít nobody wanting to see yo thrift store dusty disco ball lumpy lookiní head!

Not even gonna revenge vote for you...

votes for Velvet

*points at own eyes and then points at Velvet*

I eyeballin you!

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 22, 2018, 01:18:34 PM
You guys make me laugh. I need to watch some videos of this show. Iím already in bed. Snowbird season is killing me.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 22, 2018, 01:22:17 PM
Fuck me up a tree, I didn't realize the game started and I'm already dead. Jesus is a biscuit!

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  Can we get a gratuitous boobie squeeze  regardless?  Big hugs Poopsie
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dizzy on March 22, 2018, 01:33:48 PM
Poor Poopsie :(

I have no idea who to vote for. My gut is saying Puppy is a good guy this game so i think for the time being I will follow along with his vote to lynch Velvet.

Also I am super curious how the website shows up on Samsung phones now. On Apple it looks just like it does on a computer and you just hit the B button above the smilies to bold on a phone. Is it different on Samsung?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 22, 2018, 02:59:55 PM
I find it strange no one is suggesting me or Nameless which does happen often.  Same thing with Will.  We do need people to start talking and voting.  No lynches rarely is a good thing for the village. 

 I am not confirmed on HP but have little else to go on.  Anyone's gut working better than mine?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 22, 2018, 03:10:07 PM
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Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dizzy on March 22, 2018, 03:48:39 PM
I find it strange no one is suggesting me or Nameless which does happen often.  Same thing with Will.  We do need people to start talking and voting.  No lynches rarely is a good thing for the village. 

 I am not confirmed on HP but have little else to go on.  Anyone's gut working better than mine?

I try to not vote for the same ol' people first time every time. It sucks because then they don't get to play and the odds of them being bad every time is low. I only went with the Puppy because at this time I don't have a wolfy vibe from him, although it's really too early and I don't have much of a wolfy vibe for anyone yet.
I'll be around for a bit longer and am totally up for changing my vote if a wagon for someone else gets going. I agree we DO need to lynch someone though. :/ once I go to bed though I don't think I'll make it back before deadline though.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 22, 2018, 04:44:48 PM
Poopsiecakes has taken on Deeskisís role.

As you were.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 22, 2018, 04:53:28 PM
Poopsiecakes has taken on Deeskisís role.

As you were.

yaaas bitch

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Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 22, 2018, 05:54:27 PM
Welcome back Poops.  :th_smilie5: **squeezes Poopsie's boobs**
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 22, 2018, 09:33:17 PM
I donít have any wolfy vibes from anyone yet. Iím entertained by the Pup. I suppose being so over the top could be a wolf ploy to stay alive but he is usually in character. Iím a bandwagon whore like BB, unless Iíve got gut feelings. Too early for those.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 22, 2018, 11:10:46 PM
Good morning.
Uzzah I hate immediately voting or throwing out names of players I would consider "dangerous" or a threat because that happens all the time and it is frustrating, they could be a special, and I'm generally wrong lol
 I am in a meeting this morning and then doing some mentoring with a returning employee this afternoon. I'm not sure how much time I will have to vote.
Not exactly sure where we are. There was a vote for Will, Velvet and HP. Not sure if I missed anyone?
No real bandwagon as of yet. Out of those three HP is someone I can never get a vibe from, either way.
I will have a break probably around 10 and will check in and see where things are.

Welcome back poopsi let the boobie squeezing commence!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 22, 2018, 11:39:29 PM
Good Morning everyone  :th_smilie_trink_007:

Welcome back Poopsie, glad you are going to get to play. I sure hope Deeskis sister is okay.

Wow Hellpuppy you either play the game or just sit in the background and say nothing, I just never know how to read you and why you zero'd in on me yesterday. Anyway I am not doing a tit for tat and not going to vote for myself so still not sure who to vote for. When is day phase over?

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 23, 2018, 12:35:21 AM
Day phase is over at 11am EST. That's about 90 minutes from now.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 23, 2018, 12:38:48 AM
Votes so far:

Will (1) - Tara

Hellpuppy (1) - Uzzah

Velvet (2) - Hellpuppy, Dizzy
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 23, 2018, 01:15:21 AM
I rescind my vote for HP and vote to lynch Velvet.

Sorry Velvet ... it seems you are the better choice for a bandwagon today if we are going to achieve a lynch
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 23, 2018, 01:30:43 AM
Hellpuppy
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 23, 2018, 02:24:09 AM
Good morning, bitches! Doesn't look like us queens will get us a f***ing lynch today. Well, I'm teasing my wig and getting set to tuck. Somebody's gotta bring home the bacon for gawd's sake.

Lynch Uzzah

Catch you all later *muah*
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 23, 2018, 03:30:02 AM
So at the end of the day phase, votes are as follows:

Will (1) - Tara

Hellpuppy (1) - Uzzah, New Chapter

Velvet (3) - Hellpuppy, Dizzy, Uzzah

Poopsie's vote for Uzzah came after the deadline so will not count.





The queens hung around and untucked at the end of a very busy day. Shade was flown at Velvet, and people were undecided about Hellpuppy, but there was no lynch on day two, either.

The judges got together and rubbed their hands in glee, hoping to pick off the queens one by one in night phase. RuPaul adjusted her wig and clicked her fingers, and Michelle, Ross, Toyah and Carson came running. They were all hungry for tic tac lunches with Mama Ru, and hoped she was going to serve a nice juicy appetizer.


Begin Night Phase.

Judges, PM me with who you want to eliminate.

Bianca, PM me with the name of the queen you wish to protect.

Alyssa, PM me with the name of the person you want to catch in the mirror.


Night phase will end at 7am EST.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 23, 2018, 05:00:00 AM
Damn.  Sorry guys.  I was going to check in this morning and see where votes were headed but I got stuck in a f***ing stupid meeting. 

I think we all need to vote so the stats person can get some info.  I just don't have any vibes yet, everyone is being so quiet.

It's my daughter's 25th birthday today.  She's making "I'm getting old!" noises - haha!  Wait til you're 51, sugar pop........
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 23, 2018, 09:23:01 AM
Sorry, guys.  I have not been giving this game as much attention as it deserves.  Life gets in the way sometimes.  So I see we did not get a lynch on Day 2.  I think part of it is that there are so many specials we're a bit gun shy.  Speaking of guns...oh nevermind.

I will try to be more active going forward if I actually live through this night phase.   :th_praying:

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 23, 2018, 09:53:04 AM
Sales is hard some days. I honestly want to smack some people at this freaking church Iím working.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 23, 2018, 09:59:12 AM
Sales is hard some days. I honestly want to smack some people at this freaking church Iím working.

Need a shovel?  :th_smilie5:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 23, 2018, 10:11:29 AM
I am so sorry I've been awol! The past few days have been hectic, but this weekend I will have time to play, assuming I'm still alive by then. Day 2 with no lynch is no bueno :th_11-7:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 23, 2018, 10:52:57 AM
It's funny the way it works sometimes.  Tonight I have nothing but time.  Stuck home doing laundry.  And we wait.  :71_71:

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 23, 2018, 11:01:03 AM
Im just getting home. Long day and i was recruited to help out on our recognition dinner comittee so had a last minute meeting tonight. Its going to be a lot of work but hopefully some fun too.
Day two and no lynch - how often has that happened?? So now it's more waiting to see who makes it to the next round. Please no more deaths by Kingdom Melodies!! I had a memorial invite in my mailbox the other day. I'm hoping its just because they were giving them to everyone and not that they were looking for me.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 23, 2018, 11:10:52 AM
BB - Iíve been finding them in restaurant bathrooms and tossing them in the trash.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 23, 2018, 11:30:31 AM
I'm almost ready to go home. Nobody this fabulous should ever have to work for a living for gawd's sake.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 23, 2018, 11:34:31 AM
I'm almost ready to go home. Nobody this fabulous should ever have to work for a living for gawd's sake.

Story of my life.   :th_emot94:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 23, 2018, 11:36:36 AM
Lol really?? That's a new one. Either it's reading material or toilet paper in an emergency lol
BB - Iíve been finding them in restaurant bathrooms and tossing them in the trash.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 23, 2018, 11:49:04 AM
Easter is on April Fool's Day this year.  I think I might have the little ones over next Thursday for an egg coloring party.   :th_a51:

My brother turns 61 tomorrow.   :face-plain:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 23, 2018, 12:54:12 PM
While we wait...In December I was approached by a woman asking me if **** was my mother if f so we may be related.  I answered yes and she told me she was actually my older half sister that my mom gave up at birth.

DNA testing now done..  I have a sister 10 years older than me that I never knew about.  Now my mom has come and gone and back again to the Witnesses.  My elder brother and sister are also still witnesses.  It has been so much fun watching them try to deny/ speculate and attempt to come to grips with this.  How could our holier than thou mother have has a child out of wedlock before meeting our father? Someone must have stolen her ID! This can't be real!! What do you mean there is DNA match between Uzzah and her?

Me?  Hey it is cool to have another family member.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 23, 2018, 01:00:08 PM
Wow that is cool Uzzah! Someone's got some 'splainin to do lol
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 23, 2018, 01:07:04 PM
While we wait...In December I was approached by a woman asking me if **** was my mother if f so we may be related.  I answered yes and she told me she was actually my older half sister that my mom gave up at birth.

DNA testing now done..  I have a sister 10 years older than me that I never knew about.  Now my mom has come and gone and back again to the Witnesses.  My elder brother and sister are also still witnesses.  It has been so much fun watching them try to deny/ speculate and attempt to come to grips with this.  How could our holier than thou mother have has a child out of wedlock before meeting our father? Someone must have stolen her ID! This can't be real!! What do you mean there is DNA match between Uzzah and her?

Me?  Hey it is cool to have another family member.

Holy s*** on a stick, Uzzah! This is fascinating on many levels, please keep us updated.
 :th_snf50: :th_snf50:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 23, 2018, 01:15:31 PM
If anyone has never seen RuPaul's Drag Race, season 10 starts today and I strongly suggest that all of you queens & bitches get on board the fab train.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 23, 2018, 01:27:51 PM
"Like a hooker on Rodeo Drive, kinda ghetto but still eloquent."  :th_bf-gitarkid:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 23, 2018, 01:58:09 PM
While we wait...In December I was approached by a woman asking me if **** was my mother if f so we may be related.  I answered yes and she told me she was actually my older half sister that my mom gave up at birth.

DNA testing now done..  I have a sister 10 years older than me that I never knew about.  Now my mom has come and gone and back again to the Witnesses.  My elder brother and sister are also still witnesses.  It has been so much fun watching them try to deny/ speculate and attempt to come to grips with this.  How could our holier than thou mother have has a child out of wedlock before meeting our father? Someone must have stolen her ID! This can't be real!! What do you mean there is DNA match between Uzzah and her?

Me?  Hey it is cool to have another family member.

Wow that is amazing! What a gift to find a sibling you never knew about. What's she like? It must be unpleasant for her to deal with the whole Witness angle, I'm sure she wasn't expecting that (has she even been in direct contact with them, or just with you?). What a remarkable situation.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 23, 2018, 06:51:13 PM
Oooooh, child, were those wolves hungry yes gawwwwwd!

As the queens slept, RuPaul and her merry men crept out and grabbed one of the queens. They tore her to shreds, while at the same time critiquing her drag. "They say this queen is legendary," said Ru, chomping with her mouth open. "Legendary? More like leg and dairy."

Michelle Visage cackled. "Oh, Ru, you're so priceless," she said. "Damn, there's so much meat on these here bones. Who we eatin' again?"

"Ginger Minj," said Carson, his mouth dripping with blood. "This is the only Minj I've ever eaten, if you know what I mean."

And sadly, it was true that they feasted on Ginger Minj that night. The queens awoke in the morning to find that their friend Dizzy had been taken. And they desperately needed to start lynching wolves.

Begin Day Phase.

13 queens - 5 wolves = 8 votes for a lynch.


Day phase will end at 8pm EST unless there's a lynch beforehand.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 23, 2018, 11:02:33 PM
Oh Poor Dizzy - Iím going back to see who she pointed at.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 23, 2018, 11:39:20 PM
Whoa. Brutal death. Poor Dizz.

Ok. So Dizzy voted for Velvet.  But she wasn't a special so now what?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 24, 2018, 12:16:33 AM
I donít know. Seems too convenient that the wolves would eat Dizzy for pointing at one of them but we donít have much else to go on. Iíll probably have to climb on whatever bandwagon forms. Working another long day but Iíll check in when I can.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 24, 2018, 12:22:26 AM
Morning everyone  :th_smilie_trink_007:

The Wolves got another Queen but at least we still have all our specials so lets get going and vote to lynch someone. If you want to lynch me that is fine, I am just a plain Queen, not one of the fancy one's LOL. I am so rusty at this game, we need to play more and get back into the swing of things LOL, doing better at picking the right one to swing.

Uzzah, I saw that on FB that you just discovered you had a older half sister. I know it blew you away and you are in shock about it, no wonder after all these years. I know it upsets you as far as your Mother goes, I wasn't sure if your Mother was still alive, I am not entirely clear on your family situation. I feel for you though and hope you can embrace your new half sister into a small part of your life if you want to.  :th_smilie_tra_149:


Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 24, 2018, 12:25:41 AM
If anyone has never seen RuPaul's Drag Race, season 10 starts today and I strongly suggest that all of you queens & bitches get on board the fab train.


Morning, all. Have  :th_smilie_trink_007:
I have never seen or heard of the show. It sounds like a riot. Will have to check it out.
   


*****BOLD**** I  vote to lynch Velvet.****BOLD****

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 24, 2018, 01:00:05 AM
These write ups are so good and fun Faundy. And I've never seen the show.

Uzzah, that's an amazing story! How exciting.

Bye sweet Dizzy. Bastards!

My eye is fully open now, so I can participate a bit more. Still tired but I'm on my phone. It's been a long while since I've played, so I'm out of sorts. I suspect Puppy and Uzzah, but I'm usually wrong.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 24, 2018, 02:32:03 AM
Good morning, queens. Lawd help us, we gotta start killing some beasts. MamaRu and her minions are pole f***ing us. :(
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 24, 2018, 04:56:25 AM
Somebody trying to throw shade? 

I'm leaning toward Pups or Robin.  My internet is spotty, I guess because of storm damage.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 24, 2018, 05:43:42 AM
 :wolf6:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 24, 2018, 06:25:09 AM
Somebody trying to throw shade? 

I'm leaning toward Pups or Robin.  My internet is spotty, I guess because of storm damage.

I'm always suspect of Robin and HP, as well as Will, and Uzzah, and nameless and I could go on and on and mention everyone lol.

I swear it was a full moon today with the way some of the kids were acting today!! 

Since there hasn't been any real bandwagons and we didn't achieve lynches the last two days I'm going to get something started. 

Lynch HP
I wouldn't mind seeing him lip sync for his life!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 24, 2018, 07:21:35 AM
Oh Iím on to all yíall!  :wolf6:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 24, 2018, 07:25:08 AM
I am still eyeballing HP suspiciously but think I will vote for Velvet  .... for now pending required bandwagon votes.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 24, 2018, 07:40:47 AM
Lynch puppy.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 24, 2018, 07:45:15 AM
Lynch puppy.

Chapstick and Bumblebutt?

Pshhhhhh.... jealousy might be an ugly look for you both but you do wear it well ;P
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 24, 2018, 08:02:15 AM
Well Gee I am not going to vote for myself, it would be better to lynch a bitchy wolf but I am not a special role so I can't defend myself.

For now I vote to lynch Hellpuppy because he is acting like a bitchy wolf puppy.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 24, 2018, 08:04:23 AM
Lynch puppy.

Chapstick and Bumblebutt?

Pshhhhhh.... jealousy might be an ugly look for you both but you do wear it well ;P

*tosses my weave and flicks my feather boa around my neck as I stop off in my platform heels*
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 24, 2018, 08:18:31 AM
Well Gee I am not going to vote for myself, it would be better to lynch a bitchy wolf but I am not a special role so I can't defend myself.

For now I vote to lynch Hellpuppy because he is acting like a bitchy wolf puppy.

Bitch with a capital B baby!!!

votes for Velveeta

You may try to be original and authentic but in the end you are just fake cheese ;P
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 24, 2018, 08:22:23 AM
Hellpuppy, you are definitely a bitchy one today LOL
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 24, 2018, 08:53:40 AM
Lynch Hellpuppy

No tea no shade beyotch.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 24, 2018, 09:14:25 AM
Iím feeling it more for Velty than Pups.

BOLD vote for Velvet BOLD
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 24, 2018, 09:21:39 AM
Bandwagons for Velvet and Pups...... :th_smilies-2:

I'm just leaving work soon -  I'll check back later. 

FYI - Gary's dad's Memorial/Celebration of Life is tomorrow (he passed just after X-mas but they waited to have it)  so I may be a bit occupied til tomorrow late afternoon but I'll try to check in. 

I hope the church has good wi-fi    :th_cheesy:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 24, 2018, 09:25:04 AM

I hope the church has good wi-fi    :th_cheesy:

Guuuuurrl!  ROFLMAO
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 10:21:37 AM
I'm not really sure what to do at this point. 

I'll go with Velvet, I think. I can never ever read Puppy.

Robin, how strong is your gut feeling?

Fuckit.

Vote Velvet
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 24, 2018, 10:39:43 AM
We need to start lynching. I vote to lynch Velvet.  :th_itchingbutt:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 24, 2018, 10:47:33 AM
vote Velvet

Power surge killed my computer this morning.   Grrrr.  I gotta play from my damn phone
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 24, 2018, 10:48:07 AM
Will - Iíd say itís strong enough to vote but impossible for me to be sure since I have no SuperPowers. I think we need a lynch then maybe it will help us get a feel for the baddies. We canít go a third day with no lynch while the village gets eaten.

I am wondering about the stats though. Probably another night or two should tell us something. Then the stats person should know enough to help. Narrowing it down will be easier with one less body, be it wolf or villager. Right?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 10:54:02 AM
I think we're making a mistake and this is why.  I am Valentina.  I don't know why Pup said he was me the first day and that's why I voted for him "randomly".

Then I thought maybe he has a special role and was trying to shield himself.  Now I think he is wolfy.  And I have my eye on a few others now.

Rescind Velvet, Lynch Puppy.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 24, 2018, 10:54:43 AM
Okay, home now and I see it's a Velvet thing going on.

LYNCH VELVET
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 24, 2018, 10:56:13 AM
Lynch Velvet!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 24, 2018, 10:57:48 AM
I think that is a lynch, with 3 minutes to spare :th_4e087jd:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 24, 2018, 10:58:52 AM
I think we're making a mistake and this is why.  I am Valentina.  I don't know why Pup said he was me the first day and that's why I voted for him "randomly".

Then I thought maybe he has a special role and was trying to shield himself.  Now I think he is wolfy.  And I have my eye on a few others now.

Rescind Velvet, Lynch Puppy.

*blink blink*
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 24, 2018, 11:02:02 AM
Velvet (8) - Tara, Uzzah, Hellpuppy, Robin, William, Brinjen, Dana, Goddess, Nameless

Hellpuppy (5) - Bumble Bee, New Chapter, Velvet, DeePoop, William

Yet to vote:

13 queens - 5 wolves = 8 votes for a lynch.

Day phase will end at 8pm EST unless there's a lynch beforehand.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 24, 2018, 11:10:01 AM
Bish!!!! Donít even play trying to be me :P

Valentina my ass lol Sit your Momma Ru stanky butt down  Ass so stank even flies drop dead.

Velvet Shantay, you donít stay. Time to take your furry ass away ;P
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 11:14:23 AM
UmmmmmHmmmmmm.

I don't know what you're up too but you're hilarious.

::eats a fly::
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 24, 2018, 11:15:20 AM
I need to announce a few things as I believe I will be eaten tonight. 

HellPuppy is in fact Valentina.  I viewed him Night one
Nameless is a Judge (Michelle Visage)

So Will just lied.   Judge 2

I think the Judges were desperate to split the wolf votes.

re-reading the game knowing Nameless is a wolf and HP is just a (fabulous) Queen... My gut is telling me the other Judges are  Bumble Bee, New Chapter and if Velvet is not a Judge then the fifth is probably Dana
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 11:19:03 AM
This is getting to be monotonous.   

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 24, 2018, 11:24:48 AM
Good job Uzzah! I wish you had of viewed me though.
This day phase went really fast after I started the votes  - I don't do well with stats but hopefully we've got something to go on soon.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 24, 2018, 11:26:04 AM
This is getting to be monotonous.

And redundant! :coffeespit:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 24, 2018, 11:30:47 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/eroy7AoB8XOKc/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 11:34:06 AM
Uzzah you are very clever and good at this game.  So now there are two people saying I am not Valentina?

Sit your wolfy butts down bitches. 

IF you were the Seer why would you come out now and not wait for the resurrection?  It does not make sense and if it doesn't make sense it's not true. (Thanks Judge Judy). 

This is a wolf first strike girls.  Someone got a gun?  I say take a shot now. 

I am Valentina.  Well played boys.  :th_nono4:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 24, 2018, 11:38:30 AM

IF you were the Seer why would you come out now and not wait for the resurrection?  It does not make sense and if it doesn't make sense it's not true. (Thanks Judge Judy). 

This is a wolf first strike girls.  Someone got a gun?  I say take a shot now. 

Coming out now makes sense as we now have 2/5 wolves identified and 1 verified Queen.  I can get protected tonight for a third view, and at least a fourth view likely. 

I agree take a shot now.  Take out Nameless to test if I am telling the truth.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 24, 2018, 11:47:14 AM
Uzzah you are very clever and good at this game.  So now there are two people saying I am not Valentina?

Sit your wolfy butts down bitches. 

IF you were the Seer why would you come out now and not wait for the resurrection?  It does not make sense and if it doesn't make sense it's not true. (Thanks Judge Judy). 

This is a wolf first strike girls.  Someone got a gun?  I say take a shot now. 

I am Valentina.  Well played boys.  :th_nono4:

Honey... first you donít have attitude so stop hurting yourself trying. Itís embarassing... second, you best capitalize that ďbĒ! Thatís Bitch to you. Learn it like it love it! And third.... you ugly! Sissy that walk!  :wolf6:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 24, 2018, 11:50:59 AM
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ece5613a4887619c312dfd9c41d63f1/tumblr_nokyb16PK01utwpuro1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 11:54:02 AM
Quote
Honey... first you donít have attitude so stop hurting yourself trying. Itís embarassing... second, you best capitalize that ďbĒ! Thatís Bitch to you. Learn it like it love it! And third.... you ugly! Sissy that walk!

The only thing embarrassing here is that you don't even need to tuck.  Get away from me with that pimple.

 
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 24, 2018, 11:54:28 AM
I just skimmedat intervals.

Hereís the rub.

Will is definitely a wolf.

Day One
Two votes - Will and Pups
- one wolf voted

Day Two
ZERO wolves voted
(I know, I couldnít f***ing believe it either, DUH)
So.... since Pups voted that makes Will a wolf.

Hereís my list of Villagers from Day Two vote
Tara
New Chapter
Pups
Dizzy
Uzzah

All voted


Unknown - Four wolves here (Iíll double check that)

Poopsdees
Goddess
nameless - I suspect her
Dana - I suspect her
Brin
BB - wolf who is claiming my role
Velvet - we are about to find out

So... BB!!!! Biotch :::grabs weave::::

Show us what youíve got bitch!!!!




Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 11:55:29 AM
 :wolf:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 24, 2018, 11:57:50 AM
:wolf:


(https://media.giphy.com/media/X7GcMuU2jjXEc/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 24, 2018, 11:57:59 AM
Oh ... and btw

Bitch Ass Wolves can just eat me and prove Iím who I say I am !!!

I donít need protection. Seer needs a view.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 24, 2018, 11:58:34 AM
I've never claimed any role! Please show me where I did that?
You can lynch me if you want. Uzzah can view me. I'm nothing special.

I just skimmedat intervals.

Hereís the rub.

Will is definitely a wolf.

Day One
Two votes - Will and Pups
- one wolf voted

Day Two
ZERO wolves voted
(I know, I couldnít f***ing believe it either, DUH)
So.... since Pups voted that makes Will a wolf.

Hereís my list of Villagers from Day Two vote
Tara
New Chapter
Pups
Dizzy
Uzzah

All voted


Unknown - Four wolves here (Iíll double check that)

Poopsdees
Goddess
nameless - I suspect her
Dana - I suspect her
Brin
BB - wolf who is claiming my role
Velvet - we are about to find out

So... BB!!!! Biotch :::grabs weave::::

Show us what youíve got bitch!!!!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 12:02:45 PM
I guess we should find out who the vigilante is soon enough.  I love silver linings.  They sparkle like fairy dust.

(http://entertainment.ie/celebrity-gossip/showbiz/LaToya-Jackson-appears-on-RuPauls-Drag-Race/60737.htm)

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 24, 2018, 12:03:50 PM
Those skanky ass wolves must be s***ting their adult diapers and puking in their scraggly wigs right about now.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 24, 2018, 12:03:53 PM
That was my take. Iíll let everyone else decide.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 24, 2018, 12:09:45 PM
Quote
Honey... first you donít have attitude so stop hurting yourself trying. Itís embarassing... second, you best capitalize that ďbĒ! Thatís Bitch to you. Learn it like it love it! And third.... you ugly! Sissy that walk!

The only thing embarrassing here is that you don't even need to tuck.  Get away from me with that pimple.

Hooo Williamena Weewilly got claws! More like an ingrown toenail. Get your corns shaved honey! Then you can stop smearing butter on them to fit into your pumps! 
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 24, 2018, 12:11:39 PM
I'm not even going to dignify that with any more responses. I'm taking my weave and sashay out of here!
I've got to clean! Tim is coming over tomorrow and helping me stuff envelopes for my campaign. I've got to get them in the mailbag on Monday otherwise I miss the deadline. View me, shoot me, eat me. Any of those would probably help narrow down the pool even more
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 12:15:11 PM
Quote
Honey... first you donít have attitude so stop hurting yourself trying. Itís embarassing... second, you best capitalize that ďbĒ! Thatís Bitch to you. Learn it like it love it! And third.... you ugly! Sissy that walk!

The only thing embarrassing here is that you don't even need to tuck.  Get away from me with that pimple.

Hooo Williamena Weewilly got claws! More like an ingrown toenail. Get your corns shaved honey! Then you can stop smearing butter on them to fit into your pumps!

You asked for attitude bitch, with a little b. 

Now come over here I made some popcorn for ya.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 24, 2018, 12:34:55 PM
All I know is you made these two statements:

ďI wish Uzzah had viewed me.Ē That seems strange considering you claim to not have a special role, so to what purpose? Also his view settled the battle between Pups and Will so shouldnít you be happy he viewed whom  he chose to view? My stats backed him up.

ďIím not good with stats.Ē So why did you say that? It indicated you had stats to not ďbe goodĒ with.

I think You is a wolf Sugar Britches. (said with love)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 24, 2018, 12:41:41 PM
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Snuggles on March 24, 2018, 12:44:12 PM

>:0
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 12:48:59 PM
 :th_smilie_sg_003:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: john doe on March 24, 2018, 12:57:21 PM
*Pops in to see what's going on.  Shakes head.  Pops back out.* 
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 24, 2018, 12:59:16 PM
 :coffeespit:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 24, 2018, 01:13:28 PM
Good night all you fabulous bitches!

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 24, 2018, 01:51:58 PM
Hellpuppy bitch queen, that video was fan-f***ing-tastik. I just about flooded my basement!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 24, 2018, 01:52:08 PM
Robin and Uzzah!!   :th_smilie5:

I need to watch a youtube of this and see if Pepperment is fabulous.

I wanted to post a Men on Film clip from In Living Color.  I can't figure out hiw to do that from my phone.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 24, 2018, 02:06:38 PM
I was gifted weed for my birthday.  The boy has great friends who love me.   :th_happy093:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 24, 2018, 02:16:54 PM
Happy birthday Dana.


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Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 24, 2018, 02:27:02 PM
 :th_otome3:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 24, 2018, 03:01:56 PM
Wow! 3 pages to read. You've all been busy. Good job, Uzzah!
Happy Birthday, Dana.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dizzy on March 24, 2018, 05:57:31 PM
Here I was feeling guilty for not being able to log on all day at work only to find out that those bewigged bastards ate me!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 24, 2018, 10:20:19 PM
🎉❤️HaPpY Birthday Dear Dana🎁🎂
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 24, 2018, 11:10:15 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANA!  :th_bf-gitarkid: :th_bday1_smilie: :th_bf-gitarkid:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 25, 2018, 12:07:09 AM
So sorry it's late, I passed out last night I was so tired.

Update coming up!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 25, 2018, 12:12:29 AM
Votes at the end of day phase were as follows:


Velvet 8 - Tara, Uzzah, Hellpuppy, Robin, William, Brinjen, Dana, Goddess, Nameless

Hellpuppy 5 - Bumble Bee, New Chapter, Velvet, Poopsie, William

That was indeed a lynch.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 25, 2018, 12:17:02 AM
Happy Birthday Dana.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 25, 2018, 12:17:18 AM
The queens had had enough. They needed to lynch someone and so they dragged Velvet from her bed. "No!" she squealed. "Don't do it! You've all made a mistake!"

But they strung her up with no mercy, then kicked away her stool. She gave a piercing scream, and then stopped, and actually emitted a laugh.

"My voice is so high-pitched that only gay dogs can hear it," she giggled. And with that, they all knew she was Ross Mathews.

They'd found their first judge.

Begin Night Phase

Get your PMs in and all that. Night phase will end at 11pm EST. Ish.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 25, 2018, 12:22:41 AM
 :Bed:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 25, 2018, 12:23:33 AM
😂
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 25, 2018, 12:23:50 AM
 W00t!!!
 :th_smilie_trink_007:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 25, 2018, 12:28:16 AM
OMG we got one!  And more to come! Thank you, Uzzah!  :th_smilie_love_366:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 25, 2018, 01:46:36 AM
DAS right beeeorches! Puppy ALWAYS latches on RAWR!!!! :wolf6:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dreamerblue on March 25, 2018, 03:50:49 AM
Hello all! Howís it going?
Sorry I didnít get to join
I have been working too many hours. But I will be in the next one
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 25, 2018, 04:09:17 AM
Hey Dreamer!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 25, 2018, 04:17:20 AM
Hello Dreamer!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 25, 2018, 04:22:10 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc43x9M4tx1rdutw3o1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 25, 2018, 06:16:55 AM
Hello all! Howís it going?
Sorry I didnít get to join
I have been working too many hours. But I will be in the next one

Yay!!  I'll make sure to remind you.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 25, 2018, 07:06:56 AM
Damn ... Night Phase sure is quiet... Wolves are prowling.. well more like running scared.

Wolf/Judge Velvet gone.  Wolf #1 gone

Nameless, Will. (wolves 2&3)  Knowing the gig is up.  Wolf 4 likely revealed in the morning...

I am thinking Will is Ru Paul.

So let's plan to lynch Nameless (unless the vigilante dispatches her) during the next day phase. Since it will be a guaranteed lynch/wolf death with no chance of wasting a lynch on RuPaul ... yet

We can re-evaluate based on the next view.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 25, 2018, 07:24:58 AM
Itís also possible that Williamena is just a regular judge pretending to be RuPaul ;) :wolf6:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dizzy on March 25, 2018, 07:46:28 AM
YAS QUEENS YAASS! Get those judges!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 25, 2018, 10:46:17 AM
 :th_tumbleweed2-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 25, 2018, 10:55:03 AM
Fuck it. For all I know I could be dinner tonight for the wolves. **pulls a gun out of her purse, pauses to take a selfie of herself holding the gun up then posts it to Instagram with the hashtags #Thunderf***HuntingWolves and #FabulousBitch before shooting Will, takes another selfie blowing smoke from the gun**


I vote to shoot Will.


(https://media.giphy.com/media/3otWpF7M7JDInxGaek/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 25, 2018, 11:16:12 AM
 :th_snf50:


I can't find the brick s***ting smiley so please imagine it *here*
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 25, 2018, 11:17:43 AM
Oye. If he is Momma Ru then he canít be killed until heís the last one? Or does the gun negate that?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 25, 2018, 11:19:31 AM
Ah a 25 percent chance which isnít too bad :)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 25, 2018, 11:51:30 AM
Ah a 25 percent chance which isnít too bad :)

Actually 33.3% chance since Nameless has been identified as not being RuPaul.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 25, 2018, 11:54:03 AM
Ah a 25 percent chance which isnít too bad :)

Actually 33.3% chance since Nameless has been identified as not being RuPaul.

25 percent chance of momma ru being killed vs her being unaffected by the shot
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 25, 2018, 11:54:24 AM
What time zone is the game in?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 25, 2018, 11:56:00 AM
Why does my comment have numbers next to report to moderator?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 25, 2018, 12:01:33 PM
Why does my comment have numbers next to report to moderator?


That's your I.P address. Only you and admin can see it.  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 25, 2018, 12:02:55 PM
What time zone is the game in?


It's just after 4am currently for the game mod right now.  :th_itchingbutt:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 25, 2018, 12:22:09 PM
What time zone is the game in?


It's just after 4am currently for the game mod right now.  :th_itchingbutt:

 :waiting2:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 25, 2018, 02:01:43 PM
I hate being a Wolf, especially a dead one. Love you all.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 25, 2018, 02:16:18 PM
We still love you Paula. Despite the game.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 25, 2018, 03:03:13 PM
It's still night phase,  right?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 25, 2018, 03:27:20 PM
 :oooh:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 25, 2018, 04:37:38 PM
:ridendoggie:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 25, 2018, 04:41:36 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/VmuwNItBqJ1xC/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 25, 2018, 06:50:48 PM
Dear Lord, that was tense reading!

We lost an hour here last night with the clocks and that.

So.....

Brinjen raised her hand. "Hiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!" she said. "I am Alaska Thunderf*** 5000, and I hereby shoot you, William, right in the anus."

And with a perfect aim, she pulled the trigger. Will grabbed his ass and ran around, howling with pain, and then he continued to howl like, well... like a wounded wolf. His drag fell away to reveal none other than Latoya Jackson, failed pop star, sister in a family of weirdos, and a judge.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 25, 2018, 06:55:54 PM
The other judges itched to flash their claws and tear the queens to shreds but they had to remain composed. They waited until everyone had gone to bed and then they wept over the body of their good friend Latoya. Then, with a click of her fingers, RuPaul rounded the remaining troops and they went to Robin's room. She almost knew they were coming for her, and as they ravaged her poor (sexy as hell) body, she tried to go to a better place in her mind, a place of violins and dreadlocks.

In the morning the queens wept over the body of their admittedly annoying but ever talented statistician sister, Thorgy Thor.

Begin Day Phase

10 players - 3 wolves = 7 votes required to lynch.

Day phase will end at 6PM EST unless y'all need an extension.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 25, 2018, 09:03:07 PM
I vote to lynch Nameless **waves to Dreamer**  :th_wavesmile:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 25, 2018, 10:14:59 PM
Arrrgh  Sorry to have lost Robin but thank you for getting us this information

Unknown - Five wolves here

BB
Poopsdees
Goddess
nameless -  :wolf6:
Will - dead  :wolf6:
Velvet - dead :wolf6:

Dana - I viewed her last night.  She is a Queen
Brin - vigilante
 


I vote to lynch Nameless

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 25, 2018, 10:35:47 PM
Lynch nameless
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 25, 2018, 10:49:02 PM
hi I vote to lynch Nameless.******BOLD


 :th_smilie_trink_007:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 26, 2018, 12:16:18 AM
Thanks, Uzzah.   You are fabulous.

I vote for Nameless
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 26, 2018, 12:18:07 AM
Hi, Tara.  Imma need a side of Preperation H with my coffee this morning.  Please and thank you.   :th_itchingbutt:

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 26, 2018, 12:19:37 AM
Dana, it seems you have broken the WW/Birthday curse!!  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 26, 2018, 12:44:10 AM
That was awesome. I read the death scene to my visiting family.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 26, 2018, 02:02:51 AM
Good morning, bitches!  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Fabulous shooting there, Brin. Sorry those skanks took you out, Robin. :(

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 26, 2018, 02:38:37 AM
Dana, it seems you have broken the WW/Birthday curse!!  :th_kopje-koffie-1:





LOL.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 26, 2018, 02:39:12 AM
Hi, Tara.  Imma need a side of Preperation H with my coffee this morning.  Please and thank you.   :th_itchingbutt:



LOL.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 26, 2018, 03:15:06 AM
Lynch Nameless then ram a stiletto in her neck.

I need a cocktail.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 26, 2018, 03:25:21 AM
Checking in. Taking a break from stuffing envelopes and a flu - hopefully only 24 he one :(
lynch nameless
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 26, 2018, 05:21:29 AM
Sorry you aren't feeling well BB.

So we have a lynch...  :lynched: :wolf3:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 26, 2018, 06:43:43 AM
Hi, Tara.  Imma need a side of Preperation H with my coffee this morning.  Please and thank you.   :th_itchingbutt:


 :th_smilie_sg_003:
G. d,  I love you, Will!

I didn't get lynched or eaten on my birthday!  Vince did remind me that I promised him some 50 yr old pussy 23 years ago.  He's such a dirty old man.  He did completely clean my kitchen and supplied dark chocolate and wine.  A friend from high school came over and got unruly.  He kinda ruined my day, but Logan called his son to come get him.  I wouldn't let him drive.  Grrrrrr.

Halla brought me a cake.  I'm so hoping she marries the guy she's been with for a year.  Mama like.

My mind is racing a little.  Can you tell?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 26, 2018, 07:27:35 AM
Votes:

Nameless 7 - Brinjen, Uzzah, NewChapter, Tara, Dana, Poopsie, Bumble Bee

So, that is indeed a lynch...

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 26, 2018, 07:35:12 AM
The queens were on a roll. They'd found Ross Mathews and strung her up, although it had to be said she did enjoy the asphyxiation a little too much before she snuffed it. A silver bullet to William's ass had revealed he was Latoya Jackson, and they had an idea Nameless was a judge, too.

They weren't even subtle about it. They grabbed her, stuck a noose around her neck, and were about to string her up when she yelled out her identity. "Fuck you all!" she screamed. "I have the best tits in showbusiness! I had a song on the Bodyguard soundtrack! Track Nine! Track Niiiiiiiiiine!"

They kicked the stool just to shut her up, and with her last breath, Michelle Visage pleaded for her best friend, RuPaul, to save her.

But Ru simply stood and watched with the other queens, and didn't shed a tear.

Begin Night Phase

PMs and all that, kids.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 26, 2018, 07:40:57 AM
Quote
They weren't even subtle about it. They grabbed her, stuck a noose around her neck, and were about to string her up when she yelled out her identity. "Fuck you all!" she screamed. "I have the best tits in showbusiness! I had a song on the Bodyguard soundtrack! Track Nine! Track Niiiiiiiiiine!"


I have coffee on my monitor now.  :coffeespit:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 26, 2018, 07:52:49 AM
So funny!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 26, 2018, 07:55:24 AM
votes for Nameless

 :wolf6:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 26, 2018, 09:29:14 AM
votes for Nameless

 :wolf6:

Bitch, can't you read?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Nameless on March 26, 2018, 09:48:12 AM
Lynch Nameless then ram a stiletto in her neck.

I need a cocktail.

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Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 26, 2018, 09:54:25 AM
Lynch Nameless then ram a stiletto in her neck.

I need a cocktail.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9ff9b6137e4031108052e0c70527a0f2/tenor.gif?itemid=6061572)

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Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 26, 2018, 10:11:35 AM
Faundy! Good stuff!!!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 26, 2018, 10:27:00 AM
Anyone else watching Stormy?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 26, 2018, 11:41:38 AM
Ok, so funeral is over.

Not sure where we are right now, going back to read. You guys were chatty!! :th_bf-gitarkid:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 26, 2018, 12:14:52 PM
So for the next day phase we need to lynch one of the following.  They are the only unknowns per Robin's stats.

There is RuPaul and one other Judge in this mix.

Poopsdees
Goddess
BB

I will likely be eaten tonight but we still have the numbers to win
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 26, 2018, 12:29:00 PM
Didn't BB make the stats comment?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 26, 2018, 12:33:09 PM
Good job Uzzah! I wish you had of viewed me though.
This day phase went really fast after I started the votes  - I don't do well with stats but hopefully we've got something to go on soon.

BB, what did you mean you don't do well with stats?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 26, 2018, 12:37:32 PM
So if I remember correctly, we have Brin, Dana & Uzzah confirmed. We also have an angel in the shape of Bianca Del Rio which is the most hilarious dichotomy in drag herstory.

Looks like we have the numbers to slay the wolf bitches. :)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 26, 2018, 12:53:59 PM
From the stats and updates/views (Thanks Robin)

Queens:

Tara
New Chapter
Pups - confirmed Queen
Dizzy
Uzzah - Seer
Dana - confirmed Queen
Brin - Vigilante

Unknown:

Poopsdees
Goddess
BB

My gut is saying PoopsDees and Goddess
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 26, 2018, 01:40:31 PM

My gut is saying PoopsDees and Goddess

Are what? Queens? I know I'm a Queen. A fabulous Queen, not just a nasty c***.  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 26, 2018, 10:22:34 PM
It was tense. There were queens, and there were judges, and RuPaul's empire may have begun to crumble before her very eyes. Not that her face showed it; twenty years of fillers left it expressionless.

But, she was still hungry enough for fame and she took Carson Cressley to the hotel in her limo, and they slowly opened the door to Uzzah's bedroom. There, they feasted for a long time, slowly eating every scrap.

In the morning, the queens rushed into Uzzah's room to find a dress made of cameras, and a smashed mirror.

They'd lost their beloved Alyssa Edwards. No more tongue popping, and no more outed judges.

Begin Day Phase

7 players - 2 wolves = 5 votes for a lynch.

Day phase will end at 9pm EST unless there's a lynch beforehand.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 26, 2018, 10:30:21 PM
Well f***.  :tantie:

I vote to lynch Poopsiecakes. Just a hunch. I'll take her handbags and shoes too.  :th_yonofui:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 26, 2018, 11:11:07 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/XvG1wHUEacU5G/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 26, 2018, 11:56:03 PM
 :th_smilie_trink_007:

I vote to lynch Poopsie


Edited to add I figured out how to bold on my phone.  Happy dance!_
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 27, 2018, 01:56:07 AM
I vote Poopsie
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 27, 2018, 02:06:52 AM


Vote to lynch Poopsie.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 27, 2018, 02:15:28 AM
lynch poopsie
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 27, 2018, 02:20:52 AM
Votes:

Poopsie 5 - Brinjen, Tara, Dana, Goddess, Bumble Bee
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 27, 2018, 02:25:10 AM
STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY. I'm your f***ing angel gawddammit. I couldn't protect Uzzah last night because I protected him the night before.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 27, 2018, 02:27:09 AM
If Katya could resurrect Uzzah, that would be great. Katya? Are you there, bitch?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 27, 2018, 02:30:23 AM
The day flew by, probably because the mod has so much work to do and her house is a mess but instead she likes to sit and watch youtube clips of the Dr. Phil show and judge people.

So the queens knew that RuPaul and Carson were hiding among them in plain sight, and they decided Poopsie was next. She barely had time to protest before they grabbed her and strung her up. She cried and wept as they put a noose around her neck, and then she got mad. "Are you f***ing kidding me?" she asked. "You think I'm a judge? Damn it, you've got it all wrong. It's all baloney! Beat it, queen!"

And as her New York notes descended on their ears, they realised in horror they'd lynched no other than Bianca del Rio, their angel, their foul-mouthed protector. But it was too late. She was already dead.

They had to get it right next time, or RuPaul would win.

Begin Night Phase

Erm... wolves... I only need your PM.

Night phase will end at 9pm EST.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 27, 2018, 02:35:41 AM
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Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 02:38:19 AM
Don't hate me Poopsie. I did not vote for your lunch. I would have chosen BB
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 02:41:28 AM
Lol. I didn't vote for your lynch either though I'm sure your lunch is lovely and booby.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 27, 2018, 03:09:33 AM
OH dear.   Craps***f***.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Jedi Master on March 27, 2018, 03:11:01 AM
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I know the feeling, Poopsie. 

What a fun game to read through.... :th_smilie_happy_251: :th_smilie_happy_251:

And seeing both Nameless and Will expeditiously executed was just....  :th_drbble: :th_drbble: :th_drbble: :th_drbble:

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 27, 2018, 04:07:01 AM
LoL I thought we had this  :wolf6:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 27, 2018, 04:17:28 AM
If I die tonight I wanted to vote Bumblebutt or Chapstick ;)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 04:36:55 AM
But Robin's stats cleared me as a villager. Zero wolves voted the second night. I voted the second night.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 04:38:09 AM
I just skimmedat intervals.

Hereís the rub.

Will is definitely a wolf.

Day One
Two votes - Will and Pups
- one wolf voted

Day Two
ZERO wolves voted
(I know, I couldnít f***ing believe it either, DUH)
So.... since Pups voted that makes Will a wolf.

Hereís my list of Villagers from Day Two vote
Tara
New Chapter
Pups
Dizzy
Uzzah

All voted


Unknown - Four wolves here (Iíll double check that)

Poopsdees
Goddess
nameless - I suspect her
Dana - I suspect her
Brin
BB - wolf who is claiming my role
Velvet - we are about to find out

So... BB!!!! Biotch :::grabs weave::::

Show us what youíve got bitch!!!!

See?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 04:39:28 AM
The wolves are BB and Goddess.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 27, 2018, 06:10:06 AM
I have received a message from Katya Zamolodchikova.

She has resurrected Uzzah, and heís back in the game.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 27, 2018, 06:14:23 AM
The wolves are BB and Goddess.

That may have been a tinge of vindictiveness since you voted for me ;P
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 27, 2018, 06:19:42 AM
And I think Will is still alive :)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 06:23:18 AM
The wolves are BB and Goddess.

That may have been a tinge of vindictiveness since you voted for me ;P

Cuz I was THINKING of you, cuz I wuv you. I haven't played werewolf in a couple of years, so I said to myself, SELF, who is the safest most forgiving person to vote for? And it was YOU!

SCRITCH, SCRITCH
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 27, 2018, 06:28:43 AM
Skipping back into the room.  I am back bitches!!  A few pounds lighter as a result of the damned Judges but it just makes me more beautiful. 

Bring it on Bitches, us Queens have this!!!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 27, 2018, 06:30:33 AM
The wolves are BB and Goddess.

That may have been a tinge of vindictiveness since you voted for me ;P

Cuz I was THINKING of you, cuz I wuv you. I haven't played werewolf in a couple of years, so I said to myself, SELF, who is the safest most forgiving person to vote for? And it was YOU!

SCRITCH, SCRITCH

Reaching over and wiping the brown stuff off New Chapter's nose.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 06:45:35 AM
https://giphy.com/gifs/hello-Cmr1OMJ2FN0B2
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 27, 2018, 07:27:55 AM
Oh my goodness .... this is still fun even though Iím dead.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 27, 2018, 08:16:06 AM

You'd better check yourself before you wreck yourself!
If you lynch me you won't be sending those little bitch judges back to their kennels!

The wolves are BB and Goddess.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 27, 2018, 08:37:29 AM
Fuck. Sorry Poopsie.  :tantie:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 27, 2018, 08:48:11 AM
Fuck. Sorry Poopsie.  :tantie:

...and right after I protected you.  :rant:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 27, 2018, 08:48:27 AM
 :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 27, 2018, 09:03:18 AM
Send me an Angel. :wolf6:

I love that song.  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 27, 2018, 09:07:55 AM
The judges were fuming that Uzzah/Alyssa had been brought back into the game, but the rest of the queens were thrilled to find that the tongue-popping would continued when they saw their sister had been resurrected (s***, that just triggered me, writing that).

So they had to eat, and they knew all would be vulnerable without the angel they'd managed to get lynched. So they snuck into Dana's room and ate her with no mercy. "She tastes sort of fresh," said Carson.

"I know what you mean," said Ru. "A little like... toothpaste?"

And in the morning, the queens saw their beloved friend Peppermint was dead.

Begin Day Phase

It's 1am here so even if there's a lynch I won't be awake to update until you're all asleep. Bugger these time zones.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 27, 2018, 09:29:19 AM
Still plotting the demise of the Judges.

RuPaul- Momma Ru, Ru can only be killed once her other judges have been sacrificed.

So we have to make sure we kill off the last judge before dispatching the ass out of RuPaul.

And we have a view.... BB is RuPaul ... bitch ..

So I vote to lynch Goddess  She is the only other unconfirmed player.  We do this and that leaves BB for last.  I hope Faundy has something special planned for the final lynching

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 27, 2018, 09:59:30 AM
I think there's something wrong with the stats because I'm not a judge.   :th_itchingbutt:

LYNCH BB
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 10:21:27 AM
Lynch goddess
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 27, 2018, 10:59:42 AM
Oh sugar tits those pop bottle glasses of yours need to be cleaned!!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 27, 2018, 12:03:07 PM
I vote to lynch Ggoddess.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 27, 2018, 12:33:11 PM
Goddess - (3) Uzzah, New Chapter, Tara
BB (1) - Goddess
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 27, 2018, 12:41:47 PM
I vote to lynch Goddess.  :th_itchingbutt:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 27, 2018, 01:03:30 PM
What do we need for a lynch? 4 or 5 votes?

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 01:09:21 PM
I think its 4 because we tragically lynched Poopsie with 5.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 27, 2018, 01:10:17 PM
Or maybe 5 because you got resurrected?

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 27, 2018, 01:10:52 PM
I'm dead.   :waiting:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 27, 2018, 01:12:51 PM
I'm dead.   :waiting:
True but you left a good looking corpse

Live hard. Die young. Leave a good looking corpse - Life mottos
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 27, 2018, 01:27:05 PM
I'm dead.   :waiting:

Maybe not. We thought Uzzah was dead too
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 27, 2018, 01:58:29 PM
Oh sugar tits those pop bottle glasses of yours need to be cleaned!!

 :th_smilie_happy_251:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 27, 2018, 02:18:29 PM
I love this quote (Poopsie's signature line) from Goddess:

I'm so gladiator that you are all smart personals." - Goddess 2013

Faundy can we incorporate this into her death scene? smirking
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 27, 2018, 04:08:04 PM
I vote to lynch Ggoddess.

ditto
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 27, 2018, 05:07:16 PM
I love this quote (Poopsie's signature line) from Goddess:

I'm so gladiator that you are all smart personals." - Goddess 2013


I can't believe this was 5 f***ing years ago.  :faint:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 27, 2018, 10:43:33 PM
 :th_smilie_trink_007:
Good morning, all. It's a beautiful day for a hanging.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 27, 2018, 11:51:10 PM
Votes are as follows:

Goddess (5) - Uzzah, New Chapter, Tara, Brinjen, Hellpuppy
BB  (1) - Goddess

We needed 5 for a lynch, and that's what we got...
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 27, 2018, 11:56:05 PM
It wasn't looking good for the judges. They may have been in with a chance of winning, but they'd never managed to locate Katya, and with her healing crack pipe, she brought Uzzah back to life. It meant the queens had numbers on their side, and they reverted back to the stats.

"It has to be Goddess," they concluded. "It makes sense she's a judge." So one by one they cast their votes and before long, she was strung up.

"Is it worth protesting?" she said, wearily, as they put the noose around her neck.

"No," they chorused.

"Fine," she said. "Let me just point out that you are all ugly bitches and you seriously need makeovers. I mean, seriously. When I was on Queer Eye, we saw trolls like you every day and we changed their lives around. You've made a mistake by lynching me when you could have had style tips for days."

But the queens weren't interested in style tips. They kicked the stool and Goddess transformed into Carson Kressley, his name finally spelled correctly by the mod. With her dying breath, her she farted, and the queens giggled. "She's so gay, even her asshole has a lisp," they laughed.

And there was only one wolf left: Mama Ru herself. Not even a face full of botox was going to cheer her up.

Begin Night Phase

I'm guessing it won't last long.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 28, 2018, 12:17:26 AM
LYNCH BB
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 28, 2018, 12:19:25 AM
🤣
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 28, 2018, 12:20:55 AM
And I'm Kataya bitches! 
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 28, 2018, 12:36:10 AM
I will be cooking up a batch of meth and throwing an extravaganza for my fierce queens. It's a new recipe that I call Wolf Bitch Bane. I just need one more ingredient: A dash of back roll off that butch queen Ru Paul.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 28, 2018, 12:37:13 AM
RuPaul sat in her hotel room and howled. It wasn't fair, god dammit! She'd been so close to getting rid of those pesky queens once and for all, taking down those who had more instagram and twitter followers than she'd ever had, and now it seemed they'd come together and risen up to take the crown from her.

She wasn't going down without a fight. She walked brazenly to the hotel and marched up to Uzzah's room. There, she tickled Alyssa with her sharp claws, waking her up. She was unable to scream, not because of her fear, but because of her mouth guard. Ru narrowed her eyes. "We've done this before," she said. "But I'm more than happy to eat you again, you rat bastard."

She pounced, and the blood sprayed all over the room, splashing on the mirror and soaking the carpet. Ru didn't even care about soaking her fur with blood, and she wasn't even hungry, but she had that sort of angry hunger that makes you eat even though you know you won't feel any better afterwards. She was tired, and she was exposed, now that her good friend Carson had been lynched. With nobody left to protect her, there was little hope she was going to make it out alive.

She left the room and went back to her house, wondering how on earth she could possibly get out of this predicament.

Begin Day Phase

5 players - 1 judge = 4 votes for a lynch.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 28, 2018, 12:37:59 AM
I will be cooking up a batch of meth and throwing an extravaganza for my fierce queens. It's a new recipe that I call Wolf Bitch Bane. I just need one more ingredient: A dash of back roll off that butch queen Ru Paul.

I love this!

Also, you need to vote again as we were in night phase when you voted.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 28, 2018, 12:38:59 AM
 :Bed:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 28, 2018, 12:40:34 AM
Lol. Oops.

Lmuch BB
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 28, 2018, 12:47:00 AM
Hey BB.  EAT ME

and she did.  Twice!!!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 28, 2018, 12:54:21 AM
Lol. Oops.

Lmuch BB

Lol. Lynch her too.

I'm getting a contact high from this big batch of meth I'm cooking for the extravaganza.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 28, 2018, 01:08:25 AM
Katya is so badass and so hot I about flooded my basement.

Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 28, 2018, 01:19:14 AM
Bitches!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 28, 2018, 01:22:51 AM
Sashay away!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 28, 2018, 01:29:29 AM
I can't wait to see how this turns out
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 28, 2018, 01:47:12 AM
 :wolf14:

I'm still cute, though, right???
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 28, 2018, 01:52:01 AM
:wolf14:

I'm still cute, though, right???

Yes. Absolutely adorable!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 28, 2018, 02:25:22 AM
Lynch BB.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 28, 2018, 02:29:40 AM
I will be cooking up a batch of meth and throwing an extravaganza for my fierce queens. It's a new recipe that I call Wolf Bitch Bane. I just need one more ingredient: A dash of back roll off that butch queen Ru Paul.

 :coffeespit:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 28, 2018, 03:35:10 AM
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Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dizzy on March 28, 2018, 07:29:58 AM
This game is hilarious to read!  :coffeespit:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 28, 2018, 08:13:57 AM
I vote to lynch Bumble Bee.  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 28, 2018, 08:17:52 AM
Hey BB.  EAT ME

and she did.  Twice!!!

You must be tasty.   :th_smilie5:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Dana on March 28, 2018, 08:18:44 AM
This game was hilarious.

Bitches please.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 28, 2018, 08:58:22 AM
Hey BB.  EAT ME

and she did.  Twice!!!

You must be tasty.   :th_smilie5:

Normally I would say "mmmmmm bacon"
This time it was "mmmmmmm Uzzah! Momma Ru likes!!""
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 28, 2018, 09:47:08 AM
I friggin love this game.  Thanks for pasting a smile on my face from ear to ear.  And without Botox.  :wolf6:

Kudos to all.  :wolf14:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Bumble Bee on March 28, 2018, 10:49:06 AM
I friggin love this game.  Thanks for pasting a smile on my face from ear to ear.  And without Botox.  :wolf6:

Kudos to all.  :wolf14:

It is Faundy has done an amazing job on the write up and HP was hilarious! I was reading it to a friend last night and he was amazed at the work and descriptions etc that Faundy has done.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on March 28, 2018, 10:55:40 AM
Ainít noBODY out bitches HELLPUPPY!!!! *pawpadsnaps*

votes for Bumblebutt

 :wolf6:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 28, 2018, 01:46:03 PM
Hey RuPaul.. better make sure those balls and junk are taped well in place.  That drop and sudden stop at the end of the noose will knock those babies loose and dangling.  Never a good look for a Judge or Queen. Really looking forward to Faundy's write-up

Good job Queens.  We f'cking rock.  I dedicate this win to our amazing stats Queen Robin with honorable mention to our Angel, resurrection starlet and vigilante.  Great team effort!!

Can someone wake up Faundy for an update?
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 28, 2018, 01:49:38 PM
Hey RuPaul.. better make sure those balls and junk are taped well in place.  That drop and sudden stop at the end of the noose will knock those babies loose and dangling.  Never a good look for a Judge or Queen. Really looking forward to Faundy's write-up

Good job Queens.  We f'cking rock.  I dedicate this win to our amazing stats Queen Robin with honorable mention to our Angel, resurrection starlet and vigilante.  Great team effort!!

Can someone wake up Faundy for an update?

Whatever, bitch. YOU were the best. *muah*
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 28, 2018, 01:55:37 PM
Hey RuPaul.. better make sure those balls and junk are taped well in place.  That drop and sudden stop at the end of the noose will knock those babies loose and dangling.  Never a good look for a Judge or Queen. Really looking forward to Faundy's write-up

Good job Queens.  We f'cking rock.  I dedicate this win to our amazing stats Queen Robin with honorable mention to our Angel, resurrection starlet and vigilante.  Great team effort!!

Can someone wake up Faundy for an update?

Whatever, bitch. YOU were the best. *muah*

Does this mean I get a ... gasp.. boobie squeeze free pass?  catching my breath 
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Uzzah on March 28, 2018, 01:58:48 PM
Joking aside if we didn't get the stats narrowing the field I think we would have been screwed.  The wolves did themselves in with the no vote by any wolf.  The stats role will always be the wolves worst enemy.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 28, 2018, 03:18:31 PM
Hey RuPaul.. better make sure those balls and junk are taped well in place.  That drop and sudden stop at the end of the noose will knock those babies loose and dangling.  Never a good look for a Judge or Queen. Really looking forward to Faundy's write-up

Good job Queens.  We f'cking rock.  I dedicate this win to our amazing stats Queen Robin with honorable mention to our Angel, resurrection starlet and vigilante.  Great team effort!!

Can someone wake up Faundy for an update?

Whatever, bitch. YOU were the best. *muah*

Does this mean I get a ... gasp.. boobie squeeze free pass?  catching my breath

 :flashboobs:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 28, 2018, 10:26:31 PM
At the end of what surely must have been the final day, the queens were convinced that Bumble Bee had to be RuPaul. After all, Alyssa had apparently spied her twice in the mirror and, let's face it, the writing was on the wall after the whole stats debacle on day two. This mod was sure shaking her head when she realized how quickly the game was going to be over after that.

The queens dragged Bumble Bee from the workroom, where she was sitting pensively on a high stool, dressed in a large fluffy robe. She didn't seem surprised to see them all there. "We've come such a long way from season one," she mused.

"Yeah, that soft focus was a bitch," agreed the queens.

Bumble Bee turned to her proteges. "I've launched all your careers," she said. "And now you've betrayed me."

"No, you betrayed yourself," said Katya. "As we say in Russia, Vy vsego lish' shlyukha."

"What does that mean?"

"You're just a slut," Katya said. "And now, you die."

Bumble put up no fight as they slipped the noose around her neck, and dragged her to a microphone boom. There were at least ten in the room, along with fifteen cameras (even though everyone pretends to be shocked when a conversation is 'overheard'. SMH.). As they strung her up, her robe fell away to reveal a glittering gold gown, and her beautiful golden afro burst forth.

It was RuPaul Andre Charles, in all her glory, and underneath the gown, the tucking tape fell away to reveal a sizeable dong and some pretty hefty (if a little saggy; I mean, she's nearly sixty) balls. "Now," she said, "I shall sashay away."

And she died. The queens rejoiced, and Merle joined them, thrilled they had defeated her nemesis, RuPaul, and they all took shovels and went to bury her in the parking lot of the LA studios. Then, in the words of Adore Delano, PARTY.

THE END

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Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: William on March 28, 2018, 10:38:21 PM
Thank you so much for a fabulous game, Faundy!

Tried to insert a standing ovation gif but can't seem to make it work.

Great game!  BRAVO!


Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Brinjen on March 28, 2018, 11:18:14 PM

Great game everyone, thanks for modding Faundy.  :th_smilie5:

Poopsie, again, I'm sorry.  :loser:

Thank you so much for a fabulous game, Faundy!

Tried to insert a standing ovation gif but can't seem to make it work.

Great game!  BRAVO!

Post gifs using the picture function (just below the bold icon, looks like a minature Mona Lisa).  :th_kopje-koffie-1:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: NewChapter on March 28, 2018, 11:52:29 PM
Fantastic game. Great write ups. Thanks Faundy. This was great fun.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Tara on March 29, 2018, 12:08:09 AM
Good game, everyone.  Thanks for modding,  Faundy.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Goddess on March 29, 2018, 12:19:09 AM
Great game, the wolf room was fun too  :th_smilie_love_366:
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Faundy on March 29, 2018, 12:38:21 AM
I think if only one of the wolves would have voted on the second day they may have stolen it!
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Ms Velvet on March 29, 2018, 01:48:25 AM
Great game everyone, especially loved your write-ups Faundy. Us wolves sure didn't like the Stats so it took a bit to get into the game, by then I was dead LOL.

Thanks Faundy for modding.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: poopsiecakes on March 29, 2018, 04:21:51 AM
Great game everyone! Thanks for your hilarious write ups, Faundy! xoxoxo

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(squeezes Brin's boobies)
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Robin on March 30, 2018, 01:48:37 AM
This was truly great writing. Iím always so impressed by the mods but this is one of my faves.
Title: Re: Werewolf 71 - RuPaul's Drag Race, Wolfy Version
Post by: Hellpuppy: Classic Edition on April 02, 2018, 02:32:45 AM
Puppy ainít rusty baby ;P :wolf6: